Why are you reading this?
That's a serious question; I'm sincerely curious: Why are you sitting there, right now, reading a review of the movie Death Wish?
For my part, I can tell you that the reason I'm writing this review is because it's my job — but you? What's your excuse?
I mean: It's Death Wish.
You will either go to see it, because it's Death Wish, or you very, very won't, because it's Death Wish.